If You Don’t Vote for Obama You’re a Racist

But what if I don’t like his policies? What if I think he has no experience? What if I think he’s all show? What if I think he’s just a tool of Move-on.org and the radical fringe of the Democrat party? Nope, doesn’t work. If I don’t vote for Obama I must be a racist. If I don’t like his policies that’s just my racial bias, because if I didn’t have any racial bias then I’d probably like his policies.

But hey, this is what the governor of New York is saying. “Can America reject the crucible of race that has dictated and pervaded all of our history to embrace an African-American man who has the right polices for the next decade in this country?” is what Governor Patterson said, insinuating that if Obama is not elected it will be because America has not rejected the crucible of race.

What if there’s another black guy running for President, you know, some third-party candidate who’s only going to get 250 votes, what if I vote for him, am I still a racist? Apparently I still would be, because I’m not voting for Obama, and a vote not for Obama is a vote against Obama, and a vote against Obama would only be cast by a racist, at least according to the governor of New York, who would also prefer that the word “accidental” not be used anywhere near his name.

Now what McCain needs to do is have people go out and start insinuating that if you don’t vote for him then you’re against old people, or against war veterans, or something. That way we can have equality in that no matter who you vote for you can feel guilty.